January 2012
Texting that someone
What girls imagine:
“Oh he must be talking to someone better”
Actuality:
What guys Imagine:
“Oh she must be talking to someone better”
Actuality:
December 2011
nerd4-life:
s-nitch:
holdyourhippogriff:
...
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
Getting messages on Tumblr
greenapplesandchocolates:
Tumblr famous’ messages :
Tumblr famous’ reaction :
Mine :
My reaction :
Chairs With Wheels.
laughlikealoononloontablets:
pokec0re:
Respect your parents, they pay for your internet.
"Cool Story br-"
zabr1na-gee:
Shut the fuck up. The phrase is so stupid and overly used. Not only it’s annoying, I didn’t fucking tell you a story you jackass. It’s so aggravating to hear it. It’s overly used like “Swag”. What swag do you have!? Gosh. Go fucking get an education and talk properly.
That awkward moment when your mom tells you to...
x3livelovelaugh:
and you’re all panicking like “WHERE IS SHE????!!!!!”
and when she finally comes, you’re like
Fuck I thought I was the only one.
If you played with Barbies,
idk-mynameis-ashley:
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching these guys:
You are a 90s...
When you're in that "Everything's pissing me off"...
neilb4mexd:
when someone meets me:
they think I’m all shy like
But then they get to know me and I’m more like
0-b-s-e-s-s-i-0-n-s:
To my new followers…
To my old followers…
To those who unfollowed me…
To those who looked at my blog and decided not to follow…
To those who will look at my blog after seeing this…
my second time posting this but i got so many new followers
And to my newest followers, thank you
This never gets old
i love this. hahha
Trying to explain something to that one friend who...
More Laughs Here.
We should be able to Text 911, you know, just in...
More Laughs Here.
I hate doing presentations
Right before you get up your like:
then you finally are called to go up and your legs are like:
Then the audience is staring at you like:
and your insides are like:
and then come the smart ass kids that ask questions:
at the end everyone just ends up clapping sarcastically like:
More Laughs Here.
